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by David Bryant

Wanted: A Democrat With Balls

Monday, September 16, 2002 @ 2:24 pm  
Republican Ani

Okay, let me get this straight.

The moronic usurper in the White House decides he and the chums who installed him need to distract the public from their public and private sector crimes before the Congressional elections. Catching the evil mastermind of 9/11 would be good, except they’re either so incompetent or so corrupt they let him get away. An invasion of Iraq will have to do, even if there’s no evidence Iraq poses a threat to the region, much less the US. True, the whole thing could result in Armageddon, but it’s worth the risk because anything is better than letting the Democrats have control again. Plus, there’s lots and lots of oil at stake. Besides, it’s only poor people, minorities and foreigners that’ll be getting killed, so what’s the problem?

Doesn’t anyone in the House or Senate have the courage to stop these idiotic assholes from killing us all? A third-grader has a better grasp of foreign affairs. For God’s sake, somebody speak up before it’s too late.

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