“News: Peter Frampton A Reluctant Supporter Of Arnold Schwarzenegger For Governor”
This actual headline made me spray my monitor with coffee this morning, both barrels. It may be the single most idiotic utterance since Ogg was a popular boy’s name.
“What’s that? Schwarzenegger’s running for Governor? Hmmm… I wonder what Peter Frampton thinks?”
I’m now tormented by visions of a world where any and all important decisions are run past Peter Frampton first. Thinking of increasing the minimum wage? Where does Frampton stand? Is privatizing Social Security a good idea? Call Frampton! Should we lie our way into a war with Iraq? Let’s ask Frampton!
Now that I think about it, maybe it’s not such a bad system after all. Can’t be worse than what we’ve got.
