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by David Bryant

Breast Implant Makes Big Impression

Thursday, March 3, 2005 @ 2:43 pm  
The Internet Genitalia In The News

Remember a while back when stripper Tawny Peaks was hauled into court because a guy claimed she’d assaulted him with her breasts, giving him whiplash? Well, Ms. Peaks and her brutal boobs are back. One of them, anyway.

Tawny decided to settle down, so she had her implants removed. Now she’s auctioning off one of the artificial 69HH mammaries on eBay. At the time of this writing the bidding is up to $16,766 and climbing.

Yikes.

Hey, I enjoy large breasts as much as the next man. Especially if the next man is Russ Meyer. Those “more than a handful is wasted” guys are obviously rationalizing away some major disappointments in the girlfriend’s sweater department. But 69HH? What are you going to do with those? You could buy a waterbed that’d do about the same thing for a lot less than $17 grand.

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