The Perils Of Literalism
A Romanian man (where else?) has discovered that symbolism shouldn’t be confused with reality after doctors removed his penis from a wedding ring. In all fairness, he claims his mistress did it to him as revenge because he fell asleep while doing the deed. I’m not sure that’s an improvement on the initial assumption, though…
The story also notes a man who got That Which Maketh Him A Guy caught in a cola bottle, which is an inversion of the usual beverage container/horny idiot mishap. It certainly raises a few circumferencial questions of its own. Is there a Romanian girth gap?
